so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
How's work?
Spinning.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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