I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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