i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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