How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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