Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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