Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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Wow. You get laid? Weird. You belong on a farm eating from a trough. Oink oink!!
I don't get what the fuck the big deal about being first is.
Yeah man your awsome. You sit around and wait for new stories to be posted your awsome.
Go get a fucking life.
Monster pwns Rockstar
most of maryland isn't farms dumbass.
That's disgusting. Especially rockstar.
Kinda like pulling a rabbit out of a hat! Only... different! ha!