Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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