theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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