i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.