Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up

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(678): View more from Georgia

I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.

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(305): View more from Florida

I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?

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(210): View more from Texas

Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.

(936): View more from Texas

As you should.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.

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