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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.

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(314): Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy. http://tfl.nu/gwon

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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.

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(609): So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that. http://tfl.nu/rpbd

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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.

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(609): She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good. http://tfl.nu/1igy

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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."

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(703): She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet." http://tfl.nu/u6hh

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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...

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(402): Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being... http://tfl.nu/xmjx

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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.

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(416): I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for. http://tfl.nu/1pjy

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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.

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(925): We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely. http://tfl.nu/80gj

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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.

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(520): One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops. http://tfl.nu/4y8e

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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?

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(207): All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night? http://tfl.nu/fpgg

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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.

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Find him and marry him.

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(716): He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night. (585): Find him and marry him. http://tfl.nu/d6kn

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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness

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(843): Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness http://tfl.nu/qoug

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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us

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I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god

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(845): The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us (845): I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god http://tfl.nu/vq2q

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(313): View more from Michigan

Why are you there anyways?

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Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist

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(313): Why are you there anyways? (248): Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist http://tfl.nu/9tvc

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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.

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(702): Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well. http://tfl.nu/ln4y

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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could

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(330): That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could http://tfl.nu/draz

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