Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.