"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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uh and an idiot, apparently.
And a retard as well! She was meant for you.
Why does that make her a slut? Nice girls give blow jobs, too.
Ask her if she's allergic to her own breast milk.
This Is the most amazing thing I've ever read Ty so much you have made my day
The pretzels are making me thirsty.
TFLN = Not for clueless 11 year olds
5:33 wins my prize. I was vegan for a long time and the most FAQ was "SO DO YOU SWALLOW?" I never had to google for the answer btw.
Wow. That's a good one. Ha
mine is full of it. i love milk.
Maybe the OP was just thirsty from all the pretzels she's been eating?
But most importantly, she SWALLOWS!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT......
Maybe she's a SLUTTY VEGAN!!!!!!
Person below me... Spelling FAIL
It's dairy not dary
i don't see how sucking your boyfriends cock is whorish?
5:00. True, nice girls do give blow jobs too... So, for all you ladies out there... Where is the weirdest place you have ever given a blow job? Mine was in the breakroom of a CVS.
Yeah, sounds like a girl from Queens to me.
Bust a nut on that bitches face
Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !
MAYBE SHE JUST GOOGLED IT TO SETTLE A BET, AND PROVE TO SOME OTHER DUMBASS THERE IS IN FACT NO DAIRY IN SEMEN
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
All GUYS are whores..
more then us girls so get over yourself!
I call it as I see it.. lol
Maybe she is just counting calories
She must be retarded for wondering that too..
so she is lactose intolerant, a slut, and stupid ha
yes you do. you say that all the time.
Why do girls get so defensive when they're calle whores. Blame those who give the rest of you the reputations. Not those who give it the label. Jeeesus. And the feminist with the caps obsession made me chuckle - keep fighting the good fight, sexy.
God help the world if that girl procreates.
I mean 5:33. Slutty vegan.
All she should be fighting is my cock, one inch at a time. With 11 of them, she'll find it to be an epic battle of all that is good and evil. Nothing says I love you like throat fucking a bitch, then sticking it in the rear!
I would like to thank all of you for our tour of the Department of Redundancy, Dept.
4:22 here. You all are missing the point! She swallow! Who cares if she is stupid? lol
Pretzle man, do you really think you're funny?
Not to mention an idiot
i just think this chick keeps kosher... thats why she wondered if it had dairy in it.... u can't mix milk and meat if you keep kosher!! dont worry girl, i keep kosher too, and im dairy free
Not to mention, a moron.
Why did they post this again???
Yeah, sounds like a Queens girl to me.
she's a slut AND stupid.
why are people talking about pretzels?..
gotta love new york :D
Who cares if she's a slut, she's dumb! She gotta be good at sucking dick because she's sure not gonna be a brain surgeon.
Maybe I need a few beers without the pretzels...
2:19 laaaaaame. Only nerdlingers think that hard about jpkes. Go cry into mummy's bosom
This bitch has got to be blonde
She's lactose intolerant, a slut, and a retard.
duh, thats what makes them so nice[:
ALL girls are whores.
Just thought I'd put that out there.
10:41 - I will slap the pretzel right out of your mouth if you dont watch out.
I think I have swine flu
Slutty vegan was a good one
1236- you're an itdiot. That person was saying legendary.
Retarded, slutty, lactose intolerant, and she swallows.
Could it get any better?
And no, she's not vegan, @ 5:33.
She eats meat.
probably a UT Austin grad
gigantic fail at 4:02 # 3 & 4:03
Maybe she's fighting osteoporosis one BJ at a time? - Luke B
idk why giving someone a blow job makes them a slut. the act doesn't, just the amount of people you blow. and since you have no idea how many that is you guys have no right to call her a slut. I don't see why any girl who does something sexual is always a slut on this website. I give head almost everyday, to my bf of 8 months. according to all the dumbass tfln users that makes me a whore since it's something sexual. grow up.
mass fail at 4:02 #2.
Stop fingering the hole in your cock.
way to be redundant 4:21....ha
@ 5:42......yes, you are a big fucking whore.
I'll date you for 8 months 5:42 for head everyday!
Sorry, type... I meants swallows...
People should shut the fuck up about fucking pretzels
yeah bro...you say it alll the fucking time...
And dumb as shit
lol. Yes, I do say that often, don't I? I think I need some Gatorade.
The three people above me fail spectacularly.
No , she's a fucking BLONDE !!!
..is there dairy in seman? what is seman? im 11
3:22 is admittedly a whore. Lul
actually wouldn't it mean she wasnt a slut cuz she wouldnt be asking if there was dairy in semen if she had given plenty of blow jobs before...?
She's a slutty vegan pretzel whore.
Well at least you know she's a swallower.
the more scary thing is that if she really asked this question, she is dumber than a bucket of shit.
if she doesnt know that, shes too dumb to be reproducing.. lets all hope she sticks to dick sucking..
second ;-) ! and lmao
That is legen
I hope you're not lactose intolerant cuz the next part is......
and we love her for that!
I dont know why anyone is called a whore or why it matters. All guys and girls wanna fuck its natural. Because of this, unfortunately, the OP will end up procreating.
Not to mention retarded
And an idiot. Google works on keywords not questions.
8:43, I'm just speaking for the pretzles.
lactose intolerant, slut and stupid.
apparently I can't type today... lol meant to say TYPO
I don't usually say this, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.
Maybe you should get some gatorade.. but that will just make you more thirsty then you already are.. lol
If she were a slut, she would know there's no dairy in semen...just protein. So she's not smart...so what? Are you an innocent angel then?
I don't finger my cick hole. I just shove a banana up my ass while kicking myself in the balls.
No habla CAPS. Someone care to translate?