"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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uh and an idiot, apparently.
Why does that make her a slut? Nice girls give blow jobs, too.
And a retard as well! She was meant for you.
Ask her if she's allergic to her own breast milk.
The pretzels are making me thirsty.
This Is the most amazing thing I've ever read Ty so much you have made my day
But most importantly, she SWALLOWS!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
5:33 wins my prize. I was vegan for a long time and the most FAQ was "SO DO YOU SWALLOW?" I never had to google for the answer btw.
Maybe the OP was just thirsty from all the pretzels she's been eating?
TFLN = Not for clueless 11 year olds
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT......
Maybe she's a SLUTTY VEGAN!!!!!!
Wow. That's a good one. Ha
i don't see how sucking your boyfriends cock is whorish?
Yeah, sounds like a girl from Queens to me.
Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !
5:00. True, nice girls do give blow jobs too... So, for all you ladies out there... Where is the weirdest place you have ever given a blow job? Mine was in the breakroom of a CVS.
Bust a nut on that bitches face
mine is full of it. i love milk.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
All GUYS are whores..
more then us girls so get over yourself!
She must be retarded for wondering that too..
so she is lactose intolerant, a slut, and stupid ha
Why do girls get so defensive when they're calle whores. Blame those who give the rest of you the reputations. Not those who give it the label. Jeeesus. And the feminist with the caps obsession made me chuckle - keep fighting the good fight, sexy.
I call it as I see it.. lol
Maybe she is just counting calories
MAYBE SHE JUST GOOGLED IT TO SETTLE A BET, AND PROVE TO SOME OTHER DUMBASS THERE IS IN FACT NO DAIRY IN SEMEN
yes you do. you say that all the time.
Person below me... Spelling FAIL
It's dairy not dary
I mean 5:33. Slutty vegan.
Not to mention, a moron.
God help the world if that girl procreates.
4:22 here. You all are missing the point! She swallow! Who cares if she is stupid? lol
Not to mention an idiot
All she should be fighting is my cock, one inch at a time. With 11 of them, she'll find it to be an epic battle of all that is good and evil. Nothing says I love you like throat fucking a bitch, then sticking it in the rear!
Why did they post this again???
i just think this chick keeps kosher... thats why she wondered if it had dairy in it.... u can't mix milk and meat if you keep kosher!! dont worry girl, i keep kosher too, and im dairy free
she's a slut AND stupid.
2:19 laaaaaame. Only nerdlingers think that hard about jpkes. Go cry into mummy's bosom
Pretzle man, do you really think you're funny?
I think I have swine flu
duh, thats what makes them so nice[:
why are people talking about pretzels?..
Who cares if she's a slut, she's dumb! She gotta be good at sucking dick because she's sure not gonna be a brain surgeon.
This bitch has got to be blonde
Yeah, sounds like a Queens girl to me.
ALL girls are whores.
Just thought I'd put that out there.
Slutty vegan was a good one
Retarded, slutty, lactose intolerant, and she swallows.
Could it get any better?
And no, she's not vegan, @ 5:33.
She eats meat.
gotta love new york :D
She's lactose intolerant, a slut, and a retard.
Maybe I need a few beers without the pretzels...
1236- you're an itdiot. That person was saying legendary.
10:41 - I will slap the pretzel right out of your mouth if you dont watch out.
I would like to thank all of you for our tour of the Department of Redundancy, Dept.
gigantic fail at 4:02 # 3 & 4:03
idk why giving someone a blow job makes them a slut. the act doesn't, just the amount of people you blow. and since you have no idea how many that is you guys have no right to call her a slut. I don't see why any girl who does something sexual is always a slut on this website. I give head almost everyday, to my bf of 8 months. according to all the dumbass tfln users that makes me a whore since it's something sexual. grow up.
Stop fingering the hole in your cock.
probably a UT Austin grad
Maybe she's fighting osteoporosis one BJ at a time? - Luke B
way to be redundant 4:21....ha
mass fail at 4:02 #2.
yeah bro...you say it alll the fucking time...
@ 5:42......yes, you are a big fucking whore.
Sorry, type... I meants swallows...
I'll date you for 8 months 5:42 for head everyday!
the more scary thing is that if she really asked this question, she is dumber than a bucket of shit.
People should shut the fuck up about fucking pretzels
And dumb as shit
She's a slutty vegan pretzel whore.
lol. Yes, I do say that often, don't I? I think I need some Gatorade.
Well at least you know she's a swallower.
No , she's a fucking BLONDE !!!
actually wouldn't it mean she wasnt a slut cuz she wouldnt be asking if there was dairy in semen if she had given plenty of blow jobs before...?
..is there dairy in seman? what is seman? im 11
The three people above me fail spectacularly.
second ;-) ! and lmao
if she doesnt know that, shes too dumb to be reproducing.. lets all hope she sticks to dick sucking..
I dont know why anyone is called a whore or why it matters. All guys and girls wanna fuck its natural. Because of this, unfortunately, the OP will end up procreating.
That is legen
I hope you're not lactose intolerant cuz the next part is......
8:43, I'm just speaking for the pretzles.
Not to mention retarded
apparently I can't type today... lol meant to say TYPO
I don't usually say this, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.
and we love her for that!
And an idiot. Google works on keywords not questions.
lactose intolerant, slut and stupid.
If she were a slut, she would know there's no dairy in semen...just protein. So she's not smart...so what? Are you an innocent angel then?
Maybe you should get some gatorade.. but that will just make you more thirsty then you already are.. lol
No habla CAPS. Someone care to translate?
3:22 is admittedly a whore. Lul
I don't finger my cick hole. I just shove a banana up my ass while kicking myself in the balls.