nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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