Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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