Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)

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(404): View more from Georgia

Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably

(1-404): View more from Georgia

No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.

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(518): View more from New York

in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.

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(956): View more from Texas

Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?

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