I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?