i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.