Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(

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