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• (712): View more from Iowa

  She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.

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• (818): View more from California

  They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...

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• (914): View more from New York

  Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.

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• (760): View more from California

  Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.

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