Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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