sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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