That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize
