Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Charles Rutherford believes me, yours truly (your author) here writing this is the only one on here not working for [TFLN]
Nice try 6:27, the explanation was good but you messed up the beginning.
wheres Charles Rutherford?!?1
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I was a slut for Halloween.
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Oh I get it! For Halloween someone was dressed inappropriately like a person in a pornographic movie, while handing out candy, and the mothers with their children didn't like seeing that!
Why hello Jeff, has anyone ever told you what a fucking dumbass you are?
Wait, dressed as a porn star? I didn't think porn stars dressed..
Attention 9:17, vagina boob
So now I really get it. Everyone hates Jeff on this site because he analyses and elaborates on the meaning in order to illuminate the text's deeper sense. Neat. I like it.
In other words, I am on here because I deployed and literally bored out of my mind. You people are on here and all wrapped up around what some joker says because you are ridiculous and have no life.
Interact with real people. Go home. Just read the texts and enjoy.
I think Jeff is quite funny...
Oh, i get it... Jeff is a zipper head
- Token racist
She was a hoe fo sho
Attention, 9:13. Vagina boob
My nipple feels like a warm toasted marshmallow
so how does a porn star dress differently? shorter skirt, tighter shirt? this is moronic
Hey I'm 928 area code yay there's a pornstar near me there is a god
Here's an idea 9:19. Go fuck yourself. Bitch
Every teenage girl
Looks like a porn star on haloween.
If she is dressed like a porn star, wouldn't that mean she is nude, I really hope not.
My sperm erodes chinese steel, but goes down smooth and doesn't quit.
Did they react by fondling your breasts and sucking your tongue because they were dressed as porn stars too?
I agree 9:00 all these trolls suck and the worst one is 9:38 stop trolling on this site I hope you and your whole family die
its a friday night, just me, jeff, and some freshly made frozen shit dildos.
9:17 it's easy for u to talk big on a text but everyone knows ur just a jail house punk.
What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze?
e-threats are serious business
Jeff only posts once it's u fucking idiots that keep spamming this shit that are ruining everything quit spamming
I put cum on my lettuce
Charles Rutherfors hopes u dressed as "buck angel"!
What girl doesn't dress like some form of porn star on Halloween?
Fuck urself u filthy whore
Second to call fake.
I hope you were Ron Jeremy!
6:27 did mess up the beginning and 6:41 noticed and is claiming to be someone he is not.
--Really Real Jeff
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Gave out candy dressed as a giant fish. When trick or treaters came I opened the door, flopped over, and didn't move til they left.
I on the other hand love Jeff.
So wish I was their!
10:40; Yes, do tell.
You got my sloppy seconds
There is a large amount of dried sperm on the tip of my penis
Fuck nlggers they can all die
7:55 I find most the trolls annoying but I find u far more annoying get a fuckin life loser.
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Jeff is a fucking douche
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Ur what I call a phone soldier
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Fucked the little Asian female from the nails shop inside walt Mart so many times!!!
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6:30 (2): rage issues much! Sheesh!!! Settle down dude!
Go to hell all of you fucknuggits