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  • Charles Rutherford believes me, yours truly (your author) here writing this is the only one on here not working for [TFLN]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:18am
  • You have sex with asian midgets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Nice try 6:27, the explanation was good but you messed up the beginning. -Real Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:41pm
  • wheres Charles Rutherford?!?1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:30pm
  • I was a slut for Halloween.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Why hello Jeff, has anyone ever told you what a fucking dumbass you are?

    Submitted by mama691 on May 17, 10 at 1:20am
  • So now I really get it. Everyone hates Jeff on this site because he analyses and elaborates on the meaning in order to illuminate the text's deeper sense. Neat. I like it. In other words, I am on here because I deployed and literally bored out of my mind. You people are on here and all wrapped up around what some joker says because you are ridiculous and have no life. Interact with real people. Go home. Just read the texts and enjoy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:36am
  • Oh I get it! For Halloween someone was dressed inappropriately like a person in a pornographic movie, while handing out candy, and the mothers with their children didn't like seeing that! --Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Attention 9:17, vagina boob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Wait, dressed as a porn star? I didn't think porn stars dressed..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:00pm
  • I think Jeff is quite funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Oh, i get it... Jeff is a zipper head - Token racist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Here's an idea 9:19. Go fuck yourself. Bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Attention, 9:13. Vagina boob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Did they react by fondling your breasts and sucking your tongue because they were dressed as porn stars too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:28pm
  • She was a hoe fo sho Sean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:48pm
  • My nipple feels like a warm toasted marshmallow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Hey I'm 928 area code yay there's a pornstar near me there is a god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:05am
  • so how does a porn star dress differently? shorter skirt, tighter shirt? this is moronic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:13pm
  • If she is dressed like a porn star, wouldn't that mean she is nude, I really hope not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Every teenage girl Looks like a porn star on haloween.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:37am
  • My sperm erodes chinese steel, but goes down smooth and doesn't quit. - $@W

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:59am
  • I agree 9:00 all these trolls suck and the worst one is 9:38 stop trolling on this site I hope you and your whole family die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Jeff only posts once it's u fucking idiots that keep spamming this shit that are ruining everything quit spamming

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Charles Rutherfors hopes u dressed as "buck angel"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:11pm
  • its a friday night, just me, jeff, and some freshly made frozen shit dildos. oh yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:10am
  • I put cum on my lettuce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:12pm
  • 9:17 it's easy for u to talk big on a text but everyone knows ur just a jail house punk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:24pm
  • e-threats are serious business

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:06pm
  • What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? -Stu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:35am
  • I on the other hand love Jeff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:50pm
  • 6:27 did mess up the beginning and 6:41 noticed and is claiming to be someone he is not. --Really Real Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Gave out candy dressed as a giant fish. When trick or treaters came I opened the door, flopped over, and didn't move til they left.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:10am
  • Second to call fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Fuck you 12:37 Fuck you 2:54 Fuck you 5:87 Fuck you 14:62 Fuck you 46:215

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:08am
  • What girl doesn't dress like some form of porn star on Halloween?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:17pm
  • So wish I was their! -BTK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:24pm
  • I hope you were Ron Jeremy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Fuck urself u filthy whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Naked?

    Submitted by TheChoppa1324 on Feb 8, 11 at 10:48pm
  • 10:40; Yes, do tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:13pm
  • You got my sloppy seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:04pm
  • There is a large amount of dried sperm on the tip of my penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Fuck nlggers they can all die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Malibu swimsuits/bodysuits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:38pm
  • 7:55 I find most the trolls annoying but I find u far more annoying get a fuckin life loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Jeff is a fucking douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:38pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:40pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Ur what I call a phone soldier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:25pm
  • I only fuck nuggets when I have lybe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:10pm
  • Love Yuma Arizona sluts!!!! Fucked the little Asian female from the nails shop inside walt Mart so many times!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:04am
  • 6:30 (2): rage issues much! Sheesh!!! Settle down dude!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Go to hell all of you fucknuggits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:07pm