Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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