a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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Fucking hell you people take these texts seriously lmao.
5:46, wtf does that say? someones drunk!
His name is Robert Paulson.
What the hell does that even mean?
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
5:55 you are making no sense.
None of these explanations make any sense...how did this unfunny text get posted. OP please explain yourself because I may be too dumb and just missing it????
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
you guys are fuckin stupid
this text clearly means that she thinks people are born in the order of hte alphabet. instead of saying "you should have been born earlier in the year" shes as stupid as half the people questioning this text and said "you should have been born earlier in the alphabet"
seriously is it that hard to get? fuckin idiots i sware
i agree with 9:06.. thats the only thing i can think of that would be SOME what funny. still not funny though...
Haha 4:29. Very nice...
Wow. Where is the age limit? 18 and over please. This website is R rated
Following 9.00...... Just to add in case you retards don't get it, that is a play on the words you and I and the letters u and I from the alphabet.
I know exactly what it means and it's hilarious. I do that to my boyfriend. You think of their last name and how it will affect their future kids. It's ridiculous, but I have a late in the alphabet last name and it sucked having to line up in school always at the end!
Maybe the chick is going through guys at their school alphabetically, and want's to fuck Robert a lot sooner than his name will allow.
Oh my god 1.36. You're the retard!!!! This is a very well known but cheesy and often unsuccessful chat up line- it actually goes- "you should have been born earlier in the alphabet. So u and I would be together"!!!! How do none of you stupid American dumb asses get this??!!!
where da fuck is Jeff with his explanations when you need him?
I agree with 6:46. I havent seen jeff in a while =\
Was she going through her contacts for a hook up?
no she's trying to do a guy with a last name that starts with each letter of the alphabet. Me and my friends do the same thing with girls. I just scored the ever elusive 'z' last week.
Perhaps they were both females and the girl was saying the other girl should have been born a boy because she's either masculine or just plain unattractive...
Haha Santa clarita. WTF Is wrong with that bitchn is she retarded
You guys are stupid. See, they're gonna be looking for Army guys.
Charles Rutherford thinks it's a miracle you've lived this far after all, that sweaty piece of shit that dribbled down ur moms thigh turned into u
Maybe she already hooked up with a guy with a name that started with the same letter as his and she wanted something new. Orr maybe she did that soda can thing where you take that little cap off by bending it back and forth and got a letter that was right before his? I don't know. Either way, it still doesn't make sense.... "born earlier in the alphabet?" I didn't even know people were born IN the alphabet...
His name is Robert, but she would perfer his name to be Adam because it starts with an A because she is a dumb fucking cunt and judges people from the first letter of their name.
K WTF I'm from 661 and submit funny texts to the app alll the time... And get denied. Then they put this shit up?? What a waste
Junior High kids.. STOP
I just think this girl was drunk and this text is supposed to be funny cause she sounds retarded.. Yea
This is dumb, but I think it means she wants a last name closer to the front of the alphabet...
1:36am that fact that you actually say the word "clearly" at the beginning of your explanation makes you seem retarded, that is obviously not it, and makes less sense than the text it self, way to think way too retardedly outside the box though...silly little country mouse
Formerly from 661 it's just funny how stupid people are there.
Charles Rutherford is stupid
It can mean so many different things. It's still not hilarious. Or even remotely funny.
Wtf does that have 2 do with n e thin
I'm guessing alphabet game. You get a point each time you do someone with a different letter at the start of their name.