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  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:55pm

    5:46, wtf does that say? someones drunk!

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:22pm

    What the hell does that even mean?

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:32pm

    Fucking hell you people take these texts seriously lmao.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:42pm

    I know exactly what it means and it's hilarious. I do that to my boyfriend. You think of their last name and how it will affect their future kids. It's ridiculous, but I have a late in the alphabet last name and it sucked having to line up in school always at the end!

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:04pm

    5:55 you are making no sense.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:46pm

    has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:51pm

    Haha 4:29. Very nice...

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:35am

    You guys are stupid. See, they're gonna be looking for Army guys.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:36am

    you guys are fuckin stupid this text clearly means that she thinks people are born in the order of hte alphabet. instead of saying "you should have been born earlier in the year" shes as stupid as half the people questioning this text and said "you should have been born earlier in the alphabet" seriously is it that hard to get? fuckin idiots i sware

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:32pm

    I agree with 6:46. I havent seen jeff in a while =\

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:00pm

    Oh my god 1.36. You're the retard!!!! This is a very well known but cheesy and often unsuccessful chat up line- it actually goes- "you should have been born earlier in the alphabet. So u and I would be together"!!!! How do none of you stupid American dumb asses get this??!!!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:15pm

    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." -Thomas Jefferson

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:24am

    Was she going through her contacts for a hook up?

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:54pm

    i agree with 9:06.. thats the only thing i can think of that would be SOME what funny. still not funny though...

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:56am

    Perhaps they were both females and the girl was saying the other girl should have been born a boy because she's either masculine or just plain unattractive...

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:46pm

    where da fuck is Jeff with his explanations when you need him?

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:29pm

    Maybe she already hooked up with a guy with a name that started with the same letter as his and she wanted something new. Orr maybe she did that soda can thing where you take that little cap off by bending it back and forth and got a letter that was right before his? I don't know. Either way, it still doesn't make sense.... "born earlier in the alphabet?" I didn't even know people were born IN the alphabet...

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:09am

    I just think this girl was drunk and this text is supposed to be funny cause she sounds retarded.. Yea

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:03am

    Wtf does that have 2 do with n e thin

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:20pm

    None of these explanations make any sense...how did this unfunny text get posted. OP please explain yourself because I may be too dumb and just missing it????

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:06pm

    Maybe the chick is going through guys at their school alphabetically, and want's to fuck Robert a lot sooner than his name will allow.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:43pm

    Wow. Where is the age limit? 18 and over please. This website is R rated

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:25pm

    1:36am that fact that you actually say the word "clearly" at the beginning of your explanation makes you seem retarded, that is obviously not it, and makes less sense than the text it self, way to think way too retardedly outside the box though...silly little country mouse

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:29pm

    His name is Robert Paulson.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:15pm

    This is dumb, but I think it means she wants a last name closer to the front of the alphabet...

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:32pm

    Junior High kids.. STOP

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:13pm

    no she's trying to do a guy with a last name that starts with each letter of the alphabet. Me and my friends do the same thing with girls. I just scored the ever elusive 'z' last week.

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:02pm

    Following 9.00...... Just to add in case you retards don't get it, that is a play on the words you and I and the letters u and I from the alphabet.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:23pm

    Haha Santa clarita. WTF Is wrong with that bitchn is she retarded

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:52pm

    K WTF I'm from 661 and submit funny texts to the app alll the time... And get denied. Then they put this shit up?? What a waste

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:00am

    Formerly from 661 it's just funny how stupid people are there.

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:50pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks it's a miracle you've lived this far after all, that sweaty piece of shit that dribbled down ur moms thigh turned into u

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:18pm

    His name is Robert, but she would perfer his name to be Adam because it starts with an A because she is a dumb fucking cunt and judges people from the first letter of their name.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:59pm

    Charles Rutherford is stupid

  • 30 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:45pm

    It can mean so many different things. It's still not hilarious. Or even remotely funny.

  • 16 36
    Submitted by SomeRandom on Feb 11, 11 at 3:17pm

    I'm guessing alphabet game. You get a point each time you do someone with a different letter at the start of their name.