I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
