We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm at about main and main street
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
