Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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