did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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