nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
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I'm the worlds worst wingman. I will let you bang the porker and ruin your game with her hot friend.
Hey, donkey. I produce Entourage. Say "Hi" to your mother for me.
Man, I've got one leg. There's no better wingman than an amputee. We make conversation, and we can make you look like a hero.
hmm.... someone watched vh1s 40 hottest hotties of the 90s this weekend
So ur saying u look like rocky Dennis !!! ( big tone rides again)
Piss off, Big Tone.
No, no exceptions. You are Douchie McDouche-Douche.
Off you go. Fuck off and fuck off NOW. And tell your story walking pal.
Gotta love your tubby buddy. Now charge. Take out the fatty so I can get her hot friend.
mmmmm, mark wahlberg...yummmm
ha ha ha aawwwww...sad:(
During his underwear modelling phase, huh? I guess that's okay, considering it was after his hate crimes and jail times.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
ooohh. mark wahlberg. damn.