Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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