theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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watch out little boys on the plane... scream if someone is michaeljacksoning you.
Not all boy scouts are "boys". Ever heard of Eagle Scouts? I dated one...bessssst lovers. Period.
This text fails. Also, Boy Scouts make shit lovers cause they spend more time hanging out with their troop.
haha as an eagle scout and a former boy scout i can say first hand how awkward most of the kids in scouts are, especially around women and that this would have been hilarious if a girl tried this.
OMG! Once i saw a boy scout
Usually I'd lol at this but I'm watching Capturing the Friedmans right now and I kind of want to vomit.
what does abq have to do w/ this text?!
when and where was this plan to/from?
what if the texter is underage as well
yessss boy scouts make the best lovers.
Nice South Park reference 2:21
Okay, so just because you flirt dosen't mean you want to have sex with them. It's just fun to watch them squirm.
North American Hot Man BOYSCOUT love
this is bad, real bad, michael jackson.
michael jackson lives on!!!
i like when girls take advantage of my innocense
flight to charlotte? i had a flight full of boy scouts
everyone needs to stop defending the texter...we all know it came from a pedophile, and a man at that
how is she texting on a plane?
WTF is wrong with 5:55 just ruin the whole conversation will you.
Man scouts we'll do everything the boy scouts do except drink beer while doing it.
N.A.M.B.L.A. North American Man Boy Love Association
3:03pm that goes to show that this world it's populated by a bunch of pervs.
7:26, wondering the same thing, cell phones are out of service on planes
fail for spelling FIAL wrong.
now im mad, real mad, joe jackson
8:26, the person was referring to something from True Blood lol :)
Their uniforms are so unsexy! Yeah, and the underage part, too;)
How do you text on a plane? I'm guessing it hadn't take off?
OMG! I was at the airport 2 weeks ago and I saw boy scouts too!!
wtf?!?! how old are these Boy Scouts???
i swear this is like a texting session between a large group of perves. ew.
srlly rlly 2:06?
N.A.M.B.L.A. North American Man Boy Love Association
texting on a plane? naughty
lol, possibly leaving from albaquerque after two weeks camping... was it the smell that attracted you?
Good lovers for the pope
I believe it was from Timbuktu to Peru.
If it weren't for Portsmouth and cheap liquor I'd never go back to NH! LOL
Ah, I remember being a boyscout and living next to a cougar. She fucking *loved* me.
"michaeljacksoning".. im so using that one
@3:51 FIAL for being a goody two shoes. nobody gives a shit if ur supposed to or not, jeesh
you're not supposed to text on a plane.
BOYTOUCHER!!! I didn't know priests had cell phones??
1:40, you seem to be *assuming* the OP is a woman...
I love the phrase "michaeljacksoning you"
theres a shot called dirty girlscout..
oh, i just realized that other people made that point as well.
I laughed when I first read this text, I thought the person wanted to "hit" the kids. Then I saw it was "hit on", now its just creepy..... really creepy.....
this is kind of fake... maybe the person though about it while on the plane, but there never texted it.. you cant text on planes.
Uh you can before it takes off
a teenage character said "epic fail" on CSI last week. can we declare the phrase as officially jumped the shark now please...
good fucking point 7:26.
Heyy u guys it could be a girl around the age of like 14 who texted this... I'd flirt with them too if that we my case. :D
Oh and I just realized that 6:02 agrees.
I'm confused.. How old are these boy scouts?
sadly, 6:02 and 6:11, I never thought of that... i bet you're right, though!
You can before takeoff. Plenty of time to notice a boyscout troop.
7:38- Fangs? Does God hate puppies?
Oh, when I read this I thought it was a chick talking about relatively older boy scouts (I doubt many people would bother to say specifically "eagle scouts .") Also, the impression I got was that her goal was just to get some kicks, maybe screw with their virgin heads, not actually do anything with them.
Bullshit 3:27, all boy scouts are nerdy, they play fucking wilderness games in public.
and the scout master touches them in their firewood
i bet they're not all underage. i have some friends who are freshmen and sophomores in college going out to Philmont scout ranch. but they're also not the nerdy kind of boy scouts
this isnt all bad, BOY scouts can be from age 14 to 18, the age where sex is always on the mind... anything younger is called CUB scouts. so it depends on the color of the uniform.
you got 3rd gaders fucking their teachers and now almost 400 people on TFLN want to build a tent with some boy scouts. I'm gonna form man scouts maybe we can get in on some of that action
Is this text from a Catholic priest?
oh shit i didnt notice it said hit on i just thought it said hit. creeeeeepy
Eagle Scouts aren't necessarily 18 or 19, 2:34. My little brother got his eagle at 14.
Anyways, I thought that it said "hit" at first too, and I thought it was funny; then when I realized it said "hit on," I thought it was hilarious! lmao
I don't know what is more alarming, the text itself or the fact that 300 people rated it with "Good Night"
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THE BEAUTY OF SARCASM, PEOPLE. get a fucking clue.
everyone is assuming that the person who sent this text was over 18...?
maybe it was some girl who thought she was really hot and popular, and wanted to have fun getting their hopes up.
2:25, Not just South Park, you pop culture slave.
Texts From Father Murphy?
1:52.... "michaeljacksoning" win win win...
yeah, 2:34 makes a good point.. I have a nerdy friend whose a senior in high school who is still a boy scout.
this makes the texter seem pathetic, not funny
bah please tell me this flight left from denver! so had the same thought...
i'm a 17 year old girl actually
I also thought it said hit.. and was disturbed to read the real text. Ew.
i prefer girl scouts, they taste better
this sounds like it could be my high school english teacher...
I'd kill for some underage boy-ass right now.
maybe they would have said eagle scouts and not boy scouts then. but you tell yourself whatever you need to to make it thru the day. That chick DID have a dick.
1:43PM I hope you fucking die
oh New Hampshire... my home state makes me proud I left there!
@2:25 NAMBLA was around a lot longer than southpark...... FAIL
well maybe they aren't underage.. because there are eagle scouts who are like 18 and 19 year old boy scouts. they aren't underage, just nerdy.