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  • watch out little boys on the plane... scream if someone is michaeljacksoning you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Not all boy scouts are "boys". Ever heard of Eagle Scouts? I dated one...bessssst lovers. Period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:16pm
  • This text fails. Also, Boy Scouts make shit lovers cause they spend more time hanging out with their troop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:54pm
  • haha as an eagle scout and a former boy scout i can say first hand how awkward most of the kids in scouts are, especially around women and that this would have been hilarious if a girl tried this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:48am
  • OMG! Once i saw a boy scout

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:22pm
  • Usually I'd lol at this but I'm watching Capturing the Friedmans right now and I kind of want to vomit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:46pm
  • what does abq have to do w/ this text?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:07pm
  • when and where was this plan to/from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:17am
  • what if the texter is underage as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:02pm
  • yessss boy scouts make the best lovers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Nice South Park reference 2:21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Okay, so just because you flirt dosen't mean you want to have sex with them. It's just fun to watch them squirm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:55pm
  • North American Hot Man BOYSCOUT love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:32pm
  • this is bad, real bad, michael jackson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:27pm
  • michael jackson lives on!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:43pm
  • i like when girls take advantage of my innocense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:40pm
  • flight to charlotte? i had a flight full of boy scouts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:59am
  • everyone needs to stop defending the texter...we all know it came from a pedophile, and a man at that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:38pm
  • how is she texting on a plane?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:26pm
  • WTF is wrong with 5:55 just ruin the whole conversation will you. Man scouts we'll do everything the boy scouts do except drink beer while doing it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:08pm
  • N.A.M.B.L.A. North American Man Boy Love Association

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:40pm
  • 3:03pm that goes to show that this world it's populated by a bunch of pervs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:57pm
  • 7:26, wondering the same thing, cell phones are out of service on planes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:15pm
  • fail for spelling FIAL wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 7:58am
  • now im mad, real mad, joe jackson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:47pm
  • 8:26, the person was referring to something from True Blood lol :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Their uniforms are so unsexy! Yeah, and the underage part, too;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:50pm
  • How do you text on a plane? I'm guessing it hadn't take off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:38pm
  • OMG! I was at the airport 2 weeks ago and I saw boy scouts too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:06pm
  • wtf?!?! how old are these Boy Scouts??? i swear this is like a texting session between a large group of perves. ew. srlly rlly 2:06?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:11pm
  • N.A.M.B.L.A. North American Man Boy Love Association

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:21pm
  • texting on a plane? naughty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:13pm
  • lol, possibly leaving from albaquerque after two weeks camping... was it the smell that attracted you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:16am
  • Good lovers for the pope

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:37pm
  • I believe it was from Timbuktu to Peru.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:37am
  • If it weren't for Portsmouth and cheap liquor I'd never go back to NH! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Ah, I remember being a boyscout and living next to a cougar. She fucking *loved* me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:21pm
  • "michaeljacksoning".. im so using that one @3:51 FIAL for being a goody two shoes. nobody gives a shit if ur supposed to or not, jeesh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 5:00am
  • you're not supposed to text on a plane.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:51am
  • BOYTOUCHER!!! I didn't know priests had cell phones??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:14pm
  • 1:40, you seem to be *assuming* the OP is a woman...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:44pm
  • I love the phrase "michaeljacksoning you"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:30pm
  • theres a shot called dirty girlscout..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:55pm
  • oh, i just realized that other people made that point as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:37pm
  • I laughed when I first read this text, I thought the person wanted to "hit" the kids. Then I saw it was "hit on", now its just creepy..... really creepy.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:51pm
  • this is kind of fake... maybe the person though about it while on the plane, but there never texted it.. you cant text on planes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:23pm
  • a teenage character said "epic fail" on CSI last week. can we declare the phrase as officially jumped the shark now please...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:47am
  • good fucking point 7:26.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Heyy u guys it could be a girl around the age of like 14 who texted this... I'd flirt with them too if that we my case. :D Oh and I just realized that 6:02 agrees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:11pm
  • I'm confused.. How old are these boy scouts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:35pm
  • sadly, 6:02 and 6:11, I never thought of that... i bet you're right, though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:13pm
  • You can before takeoff. Plenty of time to notice a boyscout troop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:29pm
  • 7:38- Fangs? Does God hate puppies? Oh, when I read this I thought it was a chick talking about relatively older boy scouts (I doubt many people would bother to say specifically "eagle scouts .") Also, the impression I got was that her goal was just to get some kicks, maybe screw with their virgin heads, not actually do anything with them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Bullshit 3:27, all boy scouts are nerdy, they play fucking wilderness games in public. and the scout master touches them in their firewood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:33pm
  • i bet they're not all underage. i have some friends who are freshmen and sophomores in college going out to Philmont scout ranch. but they're also not the nerdy kind of boy scouts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:27pm
  • this isnt all bad, BOY scouts can be from age 14 to 18, the age where sex is always on the mind... anything younger is called CUB scouts. so it depends on the color of the uniform.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:01pm
  • you got 3rd gaders fucking their teachers and now almost 400 people on TFLN want to build a tent with some boy scouts. I'm gonna form man scouts maybe we can get in on some of that action

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Is this text from a Catholic priest?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:52pm
  • oh shit i didnt notice it said hit on i just thought it said hit. creeeeeepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Eagle Scouts aren't necessarily 18 or 19, 2:34. My little brother got his eagle at 14. Anyways, I thought that it said "hit" at first too, and I thought it was funny; then when I realized it said "hit on," I thought it was hilarious! lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I don't know what is more alarming, the text itself or the fact that 300 people rated it with "Good Night"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:03pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:16pm
  • THE BEAUTY OF SARCASM, PEOPLE. get a fucking clue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:30pm
  • everyone is assuming that the person who sent this text was over 18...? maybe it was some girl who thought she was really hot and popular, and wanted to have fun getting their hopes up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:35pm
  • 2:25, Not just South Park, you pop culture slave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:30pm
  • Texts From Father Murphy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:54pm
  • 1:52.... "michaeljacksoning" win win win...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:06pm
  • yeah, 2:34 makes a good point.. I have a nerdy friend whose a senior in high school who is still a boy scout.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:51pm
  • this makes the texter seem pathetic, not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:19pm
  • bah please tell me this flight left from denver! so had the same thought...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:37pm
  • i'm a 17 year old girl actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I also thought it said hit.. and was disturbed to read the real text. Ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:03pm
  • i prefer girl scouts, they taste better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:41pm
  • this sounds like it could be my high school english teacher...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:17pm
  • I'd kill for some underage boy-ass right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:49pm
  • maybe they would have said eagle scouts and not boy scouts then. but you tell yourself whatever you need to to make it thru the day. That chick DID have a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:18pm
  • 1:43PM I hope you fucking die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:54am
  • oh New Hampshire... my home state makes me proud I left there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:31pm
  • @2:25 NAMBLA was around a lot longer than southpark...... FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:08pm
  • well maybe they aren't underage.. because there are eagle scouts who are like 18 and 19 year old boy scouts. they aren't underage, just nerdy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:34pm
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