you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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