Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Randomize
