I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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