i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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