i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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