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  • (read a third time) Oh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:41pm
  • that's actually really dangerous. i work at a pharmacy and we have to make medication for girls who have burned off the lining of their vaginas from using alcohol-soaked tampons. what a waste of perfectly good vodka...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:25pm
  • that's not as clever as you think it is, 4:30.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:41pm
  • That would be funny if she got a buzz going

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:45pm
  • done it. it's not so bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:01pm
  • If you intake alcohol from your ass, it doesn't get filtered through your stomach before getting absorbed and going to your blood stream. Therefore, you get extreme alcohol poisoning and have a good chance of dying. True story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Well, don't you know about the bird Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:51pm
  • @ 5:15 Your stomach doesn't filter alcohol before getting into your blood. Your liver does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:48pm
  • It's alcohol. Of course it will fucking burn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:43pm
  • This seems like a Zach Lewis quote... Lol I love DES moines

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:21am
  • You people are stupid the vodka tampon is supposed to put in the bootyhole not the vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:51pm
  • It's girls like that that give a bad name to the ones that know where to drink vodka from...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:58pm
  • i don't know anyone stupid enough to soak a tampon in alcohol. my mom used to clean my cuts with rubbing alcohol as a kid. i wouldn't be stupid enough to shove vodka up there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Interesting, 4:00. And where would one find this "poison" alcohol your reference?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:30pm
  • the thought of wasting good vodka by pouring it into my cooter disturbs me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:23pm
  • actually ive heard of girls sticking alcohol soaked tampons in to get drunk or w/e.. thats just fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:54pm
  • @10:25 Yeah, my mom used to rub alcohol on my gash too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:49am
  • That sounds sooo dumb!!!! God damn people in Iowa being so bored as to find new ways to get drunk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:48pm
  • I was going for "edgy", not clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:07pm
  • I thought everybody had heard. You just confirmed it, 3:51.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Well, either way it's a Darwin award.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Omg, really? Too funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:27pm
  • I must live under a rock that I've never heard of people ass funneling booze. WTF. The depths that human stupidity has reached scares me. As for alcohol in the snatch, yes it stings. Don't ask.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Google "Michael Warner" from Texas. You are not clever, 4:30.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:58pm
  • this was on 'the doctors' they were saying it was a new trend in teens, gets you more drunk and you can drive without blowing anything on the breathalyzer... but it messes up your vagina.... i think its stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:52pm
  • guys have stuck funnels in their ass to do the same. that's a good way to get alcohol poisoning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:00pm
  • I've never heard that, 3:54, and I got stuck with a scholarship to Arizona State. They do all sorts of dumb shit there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Whatdya mean, you don't have an asshole? Wait. You ARE one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:18pm