It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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