That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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Blizzards are better.
FUCK YEA DQ!!
Gross, cold then melty then sticky then warm old milk smell. Better put plastic on the mattress and then burn the sheets, old milk smell doesn't come out.
Now, now... There's no need to turn down wholesome, kinky, lovin'!!! Move it to the shower or bathtub and rub away. The chilliness smeared all over your body is awesome!!!
Not gonna lie. Picturing that made me hard. :-)
After the McFlurries come the McNipOns
McDonald's viral marketing campaign out of Chicago has come to this? Obama just lost his best Internet campaign promoters!