Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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