what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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