that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Congratulations! We have a period
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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