I wish I could teleport
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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