So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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