Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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