TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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