Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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