IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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