I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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