The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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