I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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