I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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haha wow. i love the intoxicated calls to exes. they always end in hilarious embarassment. i called my ex boyfriend once while drunk, just to say "i just had sex with someone! and he was better then you! And i just wanted you to know!" that was on his answering machine. his home answering machine. he didn't have a cell. the next day i was so embarassed. his whole family must have heard.
she was thinking through the entire conversation "Thank god he's gone."
12:52... Glad I'm not the only one
This would happen in hunterdon. Im suprised i dont more calls like that.
11:43.. love this, been saying it all week and no one I know has seen the movie so they don't get it!! Ruh-Tard lmao
the sad thing is, she obviously still wants him if she actually stayed on the phone for 20 minutes. I would have hung up
and thats probably why your her ex...even if you were fucked up during the conversation.
he never said he was intoxicated; and this doesn't sound like and intoxication phone call.
he's trppin on something...lucky bastard...
you officially embarrassed the 908 area code
This is why all exes should be deleted from one's phone. You broke up for a reason, just move on and never speak to them again (unless kids are involved).
12:55... go see the hangover.
thank zach galifianakis, not me... the man is an underrated genius.
ESPECIALLY if kids are involved. She can have 'em, I'll enjoy my vacation in Hawaii.
godspeed you black emporer makes you pee your pants when high
12:52 you make no sense?
5:59 no one cares, go post that shit on fml
Good point 1:46.. F- our memories.. Gets you everytime!
12:15...and you just said 'lame-o'
OMGZ THIZ IZ ALMOZT MI AREA CODE
12:23 fucking right, man!
'shrooms yo definitely
11:03, who gives a shit if you were first? really.
This would be from the 908.
AWESOME! ha ha ha ha ha!
p.s. who is the retard who has to post first all the time...that is lame-o!
sounds like my friend from ECU. im guessing youre from hunterdon county
its hard if you have the ex's # memorized.
Oh the powers of alcohol.
haHA ruh-tard! That's going to keep me cackling forever... Thanks