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  • 82 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:54pm

    the sad thing is, she obviously still wants him if she actually stayed on the phone for 20 minutes. I would have hung up

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:59pm

    she was thinking through the entire conversation "Thank god he's gone."

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:12pm

    This would happen in hunterdon. Im suprised i dont more calls like that.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:14am

    and thats probably why your her ex...even if you were fucked up during the conversation.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:35pm

    he never said he was intoxicated; and this doesn't sound like and intoxication phone call. he's trppin on something...lucky bastard...

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:17pm

    12:55... go see the hangover.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:23pm

    thank zach galifianakis, not me... the man is an underrated genius.

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:17pm

    ^ ESPECIALLY if kids are involved. She can have 'em, I'll enjoy my vacation in Hawaii.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:07pm

    This is why all exes should be deleted from one's phone. You broke up for a reason, just move on and never speak to them again (unless kids are involved).

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:46pm

    12:52... Glad I'm not the only one

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:09pm

    you officially embarrassed the 908 area code

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:10pm

    5:59 no one cares, go post that shit on fml

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:55pm

    12:52 you make no sense?

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:13am

    This would be from the 908.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:26pm

    12:23 fucking right, man!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:45am

    11:03, who gives a shit if you were first? really.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:50pm

    11:43.. love this, been saying it all week and no one I know has seen the movie so they don't get it!! Ruh-Tard lmao

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:48pm

    sounds like my friend from ECU. im guessing youre from hunterdon county

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:36pm

    OMGZ THIZ IZ ALMOZT MI AREA CODE

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:52pm

    godspeed you black emporer makes you pee your pants when high

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:15pm

    AWESOME! ha ha ha ha ha! p.s. who is the retard who has to post first all the time...that is lame-o!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:22am

    Oh the powers of alcohol.

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:46pm

    its hard if you have the ex's # memorized.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:58pm

    'shrooms yo definitely

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:59pm

    haha wow. i love the intoxicated calls to exes. they always end in hilarious embarassment. i called my ex boyfriend once while drunk, just to say "i just had sex with someone! and he was better then you! And i just wanted you to know!" that was on his answering machine. his home answering machine. he didn't have a cell. the next day i was so embarassed. his whole family must have heard.

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:53pm

    Good point 1:46.. F- our memories.. Gets you everytime!

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:16pm

    haHA ruh-tard! That's going to keep me cackling forever... Thanks

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:05pm

    12:15...and you just said 'lame-o'