That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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