well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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