I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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