I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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