On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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