i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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