Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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