So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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