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  • 99 58
    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 22, 10 at 3:36pm

    Check the pockets for money and perc 30s, kid.

  • 91 70
    Submitted by Togglebunny on Nov 22, 10 at 11:16pm

    Careful; don't trip over the dignity they left in the hallway.

    • 79 61
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 3:52am

      Probably not big enough to trip anyone.

  • 77 65
    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 10:43pm

    If it had said "Someone left their pants on in the elevator", we'd be looking at WAY different comments.

  • 79 72
    Submitted by robmoray on Nov 22, 10 at 3:15pm

    Win for being a Boston area code

  • 64 73
    Submitted by lilbopeep on Nov 22, 10 at 3:13pm

    That's not a FIRST!

  • 64 86
    Submitted by cloneminds on Nov 22, 10 at 3:48pm

    You're fired for not giving them back.